Aiyo, Tolong sikit la

Why like that one, i dowan to see, but i saw. Ladies, please sit properly next time. You should know the table is 'damn open without any curtain' okay ? But i know my friends would not sit like she does. This is like a 'gentle reminder' more than peeping stuff. Sitting like how she was, is really really embarassing, i hope u know. Ms Auntie Leg-wide-open (She is not just a normal fat auntie who eat full nothing to do, but she is like four-ble my ass, five-ble my boob size, she is the kind - i see liao also no appetite kind of fat si lai. Eh cely u bad mouth !). People who sit opposite your table would definitely saw 'everything' inside (and btw, i really saw she is wearing white, i no need to gamble liao, shoot). I did not wish for that at all, trust me. Thanks for offering, Ms Auntie Leg-wide-open, but no thanks. I m not some peeping Tom, please dun misunderstand. I m just observant. What to do when she is just opposite table of mine?

How long is long enough ?

I once thought that age 50 is enough for me, that was when i was still in secondary school. Friends wondering why i got such thought. Why 50? Doesn't it sound 'short', they asked. Because the world is not peace, a lot of deadly deceases, disasters everywhere. 50 might be long enough for me to suffer all these. I look at my palm, my '生命线' is not long. I dont know how true is that by looking at it will determine how long is your life. I told my mom (joking-ly) that i cant company her till she old, i might have leave before her, coz she got a very long '生命线'. Let's just assume i got a short life - say 50, i am now 25, (damn, half of my life already) but i m glad that i m healthy, i am rich... with family, friends, love, health and happiness, BUT not the money i m rich with. Although it is enough for my daily use from what i earn, but i still have a lot of debts which might take me years to clear off. I dont have any illness (maybe not yet discover, who knows) or deadly deceases. Phew... Hmm, if i were to die at age 50, i guess i should now go marry. I want a very nice wedding dress. Travel as many place as i could, I wanna do bungee jump, I wanna participate in Amazing race, I wanna eat those delicious food that always show on TV, I wanna go to Disney land, Niagara waterwalls, Ice-hotel. I wanna ride a horse, snow skiing. etc etc ... Can all these be done before i leave the world? Ok, back to the question. How long is long enough? FOR NOW, i wish to extend my life to age 75 - 80. This is long enough. Hehe. Nothing in particular, I wanna complete the things i mentioned above, then i wanna see my kids grow up, my grandchild grow up, if possible, i wish to see my great-grandchild too. I wanna grow old with my man. I wan to make my parent live happily & comfortable as they have work very hard for us for so long. Why did not i mention my career ? Sorry, but i think others are more important for me. Career will only be my source of money. Dont argue with me about money and career. I got my own view. Career is not forever. I will be happy enough to have stable income. Yes, i wanna learn more about everything, but that does not mean i gotto apply a job related to what i learn. Say if i wanna learn cooking, do i need to be a cook in some restaurant? "Earn more money" is not my thing (yea i know i got a lot of debts, but i m paying off monthly already). ahh.. stop talking about money, a non stop arguement for life. See, I just wan a very simple life but hard to achieve. I had my very terrible moment in my life, i experience a lot of things which deal with relationships, money matter and family problem. I learned from those experiences which tought me what are important. My life sound almost perfect for me. What's less perfect? Yet to discover. Money is one of the issue already. Keke one last question, How long is long enough for you?

Face Transformer

I got this URL from Amanda. Then she show me what she got. And i think that's hilarious. This is damn funny. Look what've I got for my face transforming with this picture. Ho ho ho Try it out if you want at here - The Face Transformer. There is another URL u can have fun with your pictures, where they will 'recognize' you face and tell you that you look like who. Myheritage.com. (I got this from mrbrown.com) Look at mine. Enjoy ! Hehe

Shuenn's Birthday

We celebrate Shuenn's 25th birthday last saturday at Passion. (a club near KLCC) It has been a long time since my last clubbing. (hey, i am not a kaki clubbing) Therefore, shuenn suggest that we should go clubbing for her birthday celebration. (FYI, Shuenn is the Ta Ka jie among us, we cannot make objection to her suggestion. hahaha) Since the birthday girl wanted to go clubbing, we will just follow. We reached there about 10.30pm and the club seems quiet... Guess "the night still young", not much people around. We chit-chat there, taking pictures, playing 15-20, drinking there for more than 1 hour... US - Before we get high~ (high here does not mean drunk or eating any pils, thank you! Just emotionally high~) Elvin and Jaeve .. and yes, obviously they are couple. So Jaeve is taken.. ho ho ho. Me and Vivian (obviously, I m taken too... so, vivian... any takers? ha ha ha) (left to right) Jeave, Kelli,(Q-up to get her number, guys. ehhe) Shuenn(Are u tall enough? Coz she is tall, kekeke) and June (She is not taken too, kekeke... ) Kelli and Vivian Then it started to be crowded. But still, all of us were so "SHY" to go out dance. So, i came up with an idea- i suggest that Shuenn the birthday girl to get 5 guys to take picture with her, then all of us will do whatever she told. And she bargain with us, saying she will only take pictures with 3 guys, and we will have to do YOGA pose at the dance floor (chiseennnn!! YOGA ?? Are u kidding??) But we insist 5 guys and no more bargain ! ahhaha.. at last... yes, she went to the next table.. almost all Ang Mo.. and take pictures with them. Ta dang ~~ She finished her task, but US... ahhaha.. NO, we did not perform YOGA at dance floor. Dont be silly, such embarassing action to do YOGA at dance floor. ahahha... But we started to get crazy, coz the guys next table started to approach to us, especially the birthday girl. She is the tallest among us, Ang Mo like ma. HEhe We went to downstairs(Poppy Garden) dance floor for awhile, and the music there was very nice, yea, R&B. Then we came back to our place and getting high... HO HO HO ! Look at Kelli, self Shiok-ing there, dancing on the sofa. ahhahah Getting crazy, and crazier... I just dunno why we pose this... Oh ya, now i remember.. We request a kissing performance from Elvin and Jaeve.. haha.. but the kissing picture wont be showing here. (Jaeve would have kill me if i post) Then Vivian also wanna kiss, there we go with this sot plak pose. .. Look at Vivian cacat fingers. Lastly, all of us We then ciao at around 2am... Elvin was drunk coz he drink a lot, with June. Surprisingly, June did not drunk, Guess she is a frequent drink-er. hehehe, yes she is. We yum char at some mamak near Hongkiat's house, all of them were hungry. hehe. At the mamak there, Elvin was talking and acting funny. (yea, he was drunk, remember?) I did record a video for that. Before i post the video, let me get permission from him and Jaeve 1st. keke. Happy and tired ! :p p/s: (I attached with their friendster link, But june does not have one, sorry) p/s 2: Oh, i m not trying to sell anything here. Please dont get me wrong. Linking to their friendster is just to let you see more of their pictures, that's if you wanted to

Thank You My Dear

I really wanna thank you my lovely boyfriend who did the blog template for me. I remember after 1 month started my blog, my bf came up to me and offer his lovely idea to me, he said he wanna do a blog skin for my blog. He wanna make my blog look special. He wanna it to be extraordinary. He wan my blog to be perfect. Hahaha. Off coz i say Yes Yes Yes Yes ! Most importantly, he is sincerely wanna do the best for me. He then slowly start to think of the template. (why do i said slowly, coz that time chinese new year, did not have much time, hehe) What is my preference of colors? What image and font suit my title - My Perfect Day? He wanted me to involve myself into this 'project'. He started to design the outlook of the blog. Matching the colors, the banner, the font and everything. After he finished designing in Photoshop (that time, was not sure if the design can be converted to HTML), he start to study the template that i was using. Learning the codes is not a very hard job for him as he is a creative head in his company, he has got years of experience in web designing & developing, and he has got experiences in developing online community(Kakilang.net) last time. Within few hours, he has already found out what are the important codes that neccessary to put in and what are not. Later, he start to convert the template he did in Photoshop to HTML and import all the necessary codes into the very lovely template that i am using now. Yea, off coz we do face problems when doing integrating job, but that's part of learning, isn't it? For me, i do really learn a lot from him and from the codes. Receiving all the compliments from friends, has make my day perfect. Dear's hard work gets appreciation. I appreciate it, my friends appreaciate it. He'll know. He'll be happy too. Thanks dear ! Lastly, if you like his design, and u are looking for freelancer to do web design or developing, can contact me or email to him at hpmouse@gmail.com If you like to see some of his latest job, visit to Redzonemotorsports or Zenden Aiya, dont complain saying me do advertisement for him la, he is my bf ok? He earn, i spend more ma. Hehehe.

Nasi Tsunami

Although it has been more than a year after Tsunami incident, but the word Tsunami has become really famous. A lot of business will put "Tsunami" as the name. There was once, me and friends had a drink at Station One Kepong. They got those ice blended series with all the odd names , for example: King Kong, Initial D etc.. i once saw they got Tsunami ice blended also. Weirdo. I remember i saw a Pub named Tsunami also. I am not sure where i saw it. Whether in Hartamas or in movie.. erm.. but i do remember i saw it. (or if you also saw it, please tell me) Yesterday lunch, i went to the mamak near my office, was wondering what to eat... the ah Neh give me and collegues a menu. When look at it, i saw this I was thinking, this is an insult or what ? Feel like they are making fun of the tsunami. Will that really help them to earn more? Who would order it? Whoever order it, what are they thinking? So how this Nasi Tsunami is cook? Dont they should be thankful that they are not harm? Why still wanna make money with it? I got so many questions without a good answer ! Pisseeeddd !

New Movie Ticket

WOW !!! GSC release new design for their movie ticket. How to get this : # 1 Book movie online. Go to http://www.gsc.com.my # 2 Select GSC One Utama # 3 Go collect your tickets by showing your booking reference number. (!#%*^, Cheh, the same fouking procedures to collect tickets when i've already booked my tickets online) Hahaha... forgot what i said above. Just bullshitting only. Let u see the new design la. Where u can write all the movie information by yourself. Okla okla... to tell the truth.. the machine did not print out anything, it was written by the ticket seller(according to the seller, machine rosak, a very good excuse). But the ticket only written the cinema hall, the seats and the time. It's not a "standard" for a movie ticket. So i added the Movie title, price and date by myself to make it a "standard" movie ticket. Keke... I wanna tell GSC One Utama: GSC, U Like that also can ! Salute !　(broken english) 局艾西，你酱都可以！佩服！(Mandarin) 猪诶斯， 你甘都得 ！佩服！(Cantonese)

The korean funny video

Years ago, friends said i look like one of the girls inside. I am speechless, coz i really do think i look like her. Especially when i was young... Today, i search for the video.. yea.. found it. They are funny. Hahhaa.. Compare her with this.. I only got this.. the most look alike one.. :p

A Guide for Typical Parking Style

Today's parking lesson When you : #1. Dont know how to side parking #2. Already late for date/meeting #3. Trying not to block the road coz you are parking illegally #4. A lady driver #5. Dont want to pay for car park #6. Lazy to park and most importantly .. #7. You are Lee Wan Shen. Then you can park like this. Okay.. Lee wan shen is my cousin. Let me tell you who she is. #1. She is pretty. Big Eyes, double eye lid, small mouth. Hello, that's pretty la! What do you expect ?! Everyone also say that. Except her cousin(that's me, thank you) always say "You are perfect, IF you can slim down" #2. She is smart. A smart ass student. I guess, coz she got more A's than me, hate her! #3. She is sacarstic. Guess she is being too much with me. wahhaha #4. She is loved by all her friends. Coz she is friendly, talkative, funny & comfortable to be with. #5. She is a fighter. Dont try to mess with her, bully her. You gotto take the consequences yourself. #6. She got no sense in direction. Maybe she is just weak in remember the road, recognizing the road. Or maybe she is an idiot. I will buy her 'Recognizing road for dummies" later. Too many things to talk about her. But what i wanna say at this very moment is, She cant even park her car nicely. I am worry, coz she will be my amazing race partner. **pray hard** That's the only picture i got at the moment i post this entry. :p *** Please dont take as i insulted my lovely cousin, no, i dont. I love her. Okay? I just wanna laugh at her parking skill. ***

WHAT THE F*CK !!!!!!!

Warning ! Please dont click on the URL if you cant take it. i came across this URL from my fren Syen, i don't know where she got that from. But this is disgusting! See this picture first before you decided to proceed to the forum to see more pictures. If you can read chinese, you will have better understanding. I just wanna share and tell you how these people can be so cruel, evil!!!! (click on the picture to go to the forum- for more pictures and info) This case reminds me on bonsai kitten. Long time ago, friend forward email to me regarding bonsai kitten. What the heck is bonsai kitten? They put a kitten into a glass container, Hello, it's a LIVE Kitten !!! The official website, i went before... and now it's close down. I guess they got petition on "stop the bonsai kitten" and FBI also went on investigation regarding this. Anyway, i still found a similar website, with lesser pictures on the method to make a bonsai kitten. Here is a picture, the best one i can find.

大难不死必有后福 ？

Yesterday me and my man went and watch 'Final Destination 3'. Yea, all the casts died in a very horror way, uglily. The main actress can 'foresee' what will happen if she ride the roller coaster, so she yell and wanted to get out of the roller coaster before it started. And so, some of the riders 'survive' from the crash.. again. Then death goes after one by one. - Died of over 'sun tanned' - very ugly, super duper ugly, all the skin were like cooked as they are 'bacon', grossss... - Died of playing gym. the head kena 'sandwich' by a workout machine... yurks... - Died of car crash - a lost control big truck wihtout driver , hit the car, head kena bang..again, all the brain 'split' out.. vomit.. Still wanna know ? hahha.. sorry if i tell too much.. :p After movie, was discussing with my man, as my title given, - 大难不死必有后福 ？(direct translate means manage to escape from death, one will have a lot of lucks, sorry for lousy english) Do you really have lucks if you manage to skip the death ? This movie tells me "obviously Not" ... ahhaha... U will eventually DIED. Yes i understand everyone will have to die one day... duh... but what i am trying to say is.. this is a tragedy, roller coaster deadly crash wo. Very big accident la. Somemore all ppl who ride it.. DIEd leh! This consider " 大难" (big accident). In the end, we can only 'sigh'. No outcome, no solution about the topic. Once we are born, we are waiting to die. ahhaha.. What a sad ending ! What do u think ? Anyway, i found a video clip about roller coaster accident(in real life, not movie). You might wanna view it. That video also very scary.

Life is Tough

Just now, i was lunch (Yong Tau Fu) at Jalan Peel, Cheras with my 2 other colleagues. After lunch, we were leaving and wanna make an U-turn back to office. There was a lorry in front of us, and a school bus coming to our way. The road is actually wide enough for 2 cars to go over at the same time. But due to there are cars parking along the road side, it makes the road become lesser space and big cars might not have enough space to go. So, the lorry and school bus (there is a primary school at Jalan Peel) actually stuck in the middle of the road (both did want to let each other go 1st) .. cars that go behind the school bus are que-ing very long. And us(me and my colleagues) are cursing in the car... for their stupidility. The lorry, actually still got a little space at the left, but the driver just decided go over and finally scracthing the school bus when he is driving thru. This incident reminds me one of the emails that i read recently, and i strongly agreed with the email - Life is tough, it is tougher if you are stupid. The incident might not really fully related to the email, but the stupidility did reminds me. The email came along with some examples, u might wanna read it. ONE . Recently, when I went to McDonald's I saw on the menu that you could have an order of 6, 9 or 12 Chicken McNuggets. I asked for a half dozen nuggets. "We don't have half dozen nuggets," said the teenager at the counter. "You don't?" I replied. "We only have six, nine, or twelve," was the reply. "So I can't order a half dozen nuggets, but I can order six?" "That's right." So I shook my head and ordered six McNuggets TWO . I was checking out at the local Wal-Mart with just a few items and the lady behind me put her things on the belt close to mine. I picked up one of those "dividers" that they keep by the cash register and placed it between our things so they wouldn't get mixed. After the girl had scanned all of my items, she picked up the "divider," looking it all over for the bar code so she could scan it. Not finding the bar code she said to me, "Do you know how much this is?" I said to her "I've changed my mind, I don't think I'll buy that today." She said "OK," and I paid her for the things and left. She had no clue to what had just happened. THREE. A lady at work was seen putting a credit card into her floppy drive and pulling it out very quickly. When I inquired as to what she was doing, she said she was shopping on the Internet and they kept asking for a credit card number, so she was using the ATM "thingy." FOUR. I recently saw a distraught young lady weeping beside her car. "Do you need some help?" I asked. She replied, "I knew I should have replaced the battery to this remote door unlocker. Now I can't get into my car. Do you think they (pointing to a distant convenience store) would have a battery to fit this?" "Hmmm, I dunno. Do you have an alarm, too?" I asked. "No, just this remote thingy," she answered, handing it and the car keys to me. As I took the key and manually unlocked the door, I replied, "Why don't you drive over there and check about the batteries. It's a long walk." FIVE . Several years ago, we had an Intern who was none too swift. One day she was typing and turned to a secretary and said, "I'm almost out of typing paper. What do I do?" "Just use copier machine paper," the secretary told her. With that, the intern took her last remaining blank piece of paper, put it on the photocopier and proceeded to make five "blank" copies. SIX . I was in a car dealership a while ago, when a large motor home was towed into the garage. The front of the vehicle was in dire need of repair and the whole thing generally looked like an extra in "Twister." I asked the manager what had happened. He told me that the driver had set the "cruise control" and then went in the back to make a sandwich. SEVEN . My neighbor works in the operations department in the central office of a large bank. Employees in the field call him when they have problems with their computers. One night he got a call from a woman in one of the branch banks who had this question: "I've got smoke coming from the back of my terminal. Do you guys have a fire downtown?" EIGHT . Police in Radnor, PA, interrogated a suspect by placing a metal colander on his head and connecting it with wires to a photocopy machine. The message "He's lying" was placed in the copier, and police pressed the copy button each time they thought the suspect wasn't telling the truth. Believing the "lie detector" was working, the suspect confessed. NINE . A mother calls 911 very worried asking the dispatcher if she needs to take her kid to the emergency room, the kid was eating ants. The dispatcher tells her to give the kid some Benadryl and should be fine, the mother says, I just gave him some ant killer..... Dispatcher: Rush him into emergency.

Chiseen touching story

One day, i received an email with story like this : ****This is really touching...!! A girl and guy were speeding over 100 mph on the road on a motorcycle... Girl: Slow down, I'm scared. Guy: No, this is fun. Girl: No it's not. Please it's too scary Guy: Then tell me you love me. Girl: Fine I love you. Slow down! Guy: Now give me a BIG hug. Girl hugs him Guy: Can you take my helmet off and put it on yourself? It's bugging me. In the paper the next day A motorcycle had crashed into a building because of brake failure. Two people were on it, but only 1 had survived.The truth was that halfway down the road, the guy realized that his brakes broke, but he didn't want to let the girl know. Instead, he had her say she loved him and felt her hug one last time, then he had her wear his helmet so that she would live even though it meant that he would die. If u love any one this much...let them know...before its too late... i love you forever and always 2 the end....i cant live with out ya.....because ur my friend.....send this to 10 ppl in the next 5 min.........and........ you will get kissed on friday by da love of ur life.... DONT BREAK THE chain!ur crush will ask u out and 2morow will b da best day of ur life.Howeva, if u dont sendthis 2 @ least 10 ppl by @ least 12:00 2nite u will hav bad luck in ur luv life 4 da rest of ur life. dis is not a stupid lie or a fake. Just copy & paste & send no send backs....let all your friends know that you love them.... and always remember that... ****** What the hell la.. i seriously wondering how people create story like this. Why they wanna add in the last sentence by 'forcing' people to send this out to xx ppl in the next 5 min and blah blah blah that you will get kissed or else u will have bad luck in your love life blah blah blah... ridiculous! This email i have received for few times already, wondering people send to me it's because of the 'curse' or the story. Hoepfully the story. Yea, the story seems very touching to me too. But one thing i found about the story that it is ridiculous and NOT LOGIC at all. Illogical point no 1: Guy is wearing helmet, girl is not. Chiseen story! Illogical point no 2: When the guy is wearing helmet at the 1st place then speeding and he did not ask the girl wear it before riding the motorcycle, obviously he love himself more than anything. Does he really love the girl ? i doubt that. Hahah... Agree with me ? The most chiseen and ridiculous part is, they want to you forward this illogical story to so many people. Wondering what is the point of cursing people will have bad luck in love life when they refuse to send out in 5 minutes. Chiseen!